WAS  AUGUST 2003                                     IS  OCTOBER 2003

Not only they take your belongs money properties companies that you work a life time for you and your children but also they make you go to court to claim for them so they take them legally, wonder which law is that ..I think the law of thief stealing injustices 

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These will make you smile, laugh and have second thoughts about getting married, 

if you are not already.

MARRIAGE (PART1)

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and, after the

wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't

expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table

unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card

playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time

about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll

be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

MARRIAGE (PART II)

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding

anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?!" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,

'Here Lies My Husband ?? Stiff At Last.'"

MARRIAGE (PART III)

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband

gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms

out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to

make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says,

What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"What are you doing in bed at this hour?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

MARRIAGE (PART IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud

of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her

objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and

wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the

top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,

Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

MARRIAGE (PART V)

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double

martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt

pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After

he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the

bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long.

But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order

a refill."

The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look

good, then I know it's time to go home."

MARRIAGE (PART VI)

A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her

she needed more cardiovascular activity, and recommended that she engage in

sexual activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the

doctor, "Please tell my husband."

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife

needed sex three times a week.

The 80-year-old husband replied, "Which days?"

The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal.

The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus