One never learn from all the I Learn, so that is another one 

I've learned

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to
the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask
for.
I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be
appreciated and loved.
I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think
I can?
I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only
letting that person continue to hurt you.
I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.
I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround
myself with people smarter than I am.
I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and
feeling their breath on your cheeks.
I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones
you miss.
I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
I've learned...
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more
time before he passed away.
I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because
tomorrow he may have to eat them.
I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do
about it.
I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his
little fist, that you're hooked for life.
I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the
happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when
it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.
I've learned....
That as I believe that this is a free World, to give freedom to all those I love  

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I'll be happy when...

Until your car or home is paid off.
Until you get a new car or home.
Until your kids leave the house.
Until you go back to school.
Until you finish school.
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you gain 10 lbs.
Until you get married.
Until you get a divorce.
Until you have kids.
Until you retire.
Until summer..
Until spring.
Until winter.
Until fall.
Until you die.