Dear
Mother
I
miss you so much!!! How can you stay this long away from me???
I am admittedly very bad at writing letters. But I decided to give it a go anyway, seeing that it was Valentines Day.
What do they say on occasions like this I love you, but you already know that. Ya mama come (baga, wee kalasiny). And you know when I say I love you I mean it, not like other people that mean it for a week, we will not mention names. Anyway I love you in a million and one ways, and for a million and one reasons. I love for what I am and the fact that it is thanks to you. I love you for no reason and that is the best possible reason. I love you when you are stubborn, but I hate your stubbornness.
I
love you even though you smoke, and I hate smokers and I will make you quite if
it kills me. I love you when you
are moody, even though it usually comes out on me.
I love your nonsense arguing, it kills me that you do not listen when
arguing. So why the hell do I
love?? Beats me…
It is not because you are my mother.
It is not because you were so generous with your love, money, and life
even. It is simply because I feel
like it OK.
May be it is because I am drunk. Ah!
Well what the hell I love you mother and I admit it finally I have come out of
the closet and I am ready to admit it I love you mother.
I
guess the point so far is that I love you.
So that now we have this out of the way, let us talk seriously.
Just one more time I love you love you love you love you.
I
just spoke to you and guess what I told you?
I told you that I love you.
Happy
Valentines I wanted to send you flowers but here is the second option I can
draw them out for you. These are
Valentines roses.
I
wish you would get rid of this house and come back to (.... baga).
Every body thinks that I am lining about being D. Kofoury’s son, they
think I was adopted, and that I am trying to be some one by using names of
important people. You need to come
to prove them wrong OK.
Happy
Valentines Day Ya Omy
YOUR SON
